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What Word Starts With "F" and Ends With "K"?

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having troublewith one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry,what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. Mysister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is!I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacherexplained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy atest. If he failed to answer any of his questions hewas to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explainedto him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principalthought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "Ithink Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him somequestions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but Ido not have?"
The principal wondered, why would she ask such aquestion!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"Harry: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, ishairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes outsoft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Bubble gum"
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a womandoes sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an "F" and ends in"K" that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told theteacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the lastseven questions wrong.

What do you think LOVE is??

-We are all born for love... It is the principle existence and it's only end.
-We can only learn to love by loving.

-I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.
-Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

-Love is trembling happiness.
-Love is like an hourglass with the heart filling upas the brain empties.
-The courses of true love never did run smooth.

-Love is a fruit in season at all times, and in reach of every hand.